- I love you, my little garbage can.
- You’re the cutest, my moldy rock pointing north.
- I couldn’t stop thinking of you, stinky Stella.
- Oh you really shouldn’t have, my expired egg salad sandwich.
- Thank you so much, my monthly bill I act doesn’t exist.
- Good morning, my wrinkly walrus.
- How was your day, cow pie?
- Your hair looks…
alright better, my sweaty gym socks.