Similar to coming in contact with garlic, the smell permeates the skin. Unlike garlic, feet do not leave an appetizing smell.
Kindness is something that should be practiced more often, but this cannot be done when a person pops your personal space bubble. In addition, they don’t really have candy.
These little boogers are not necessary to complete a lifespan. There is no actual need to be a mother, just a need to rule over a slave and take a person’s natural rights with the excuse of “because.”
A once respectable friend who has the aspiration of being a bum.
How do they know?!?! As long as everyone else in the world gets the shot, I won’t need to.
the pressure brought on vampire adorers:
Team Garlic & Ringworm . WWIII is sure to be instigated by pop culture tensions.
the ads with tiny words that are useless to place on the commercial:
Its a scam.
the ads with asterisk next to free:
Its not free
closing you eyes and pet/eat this:
To agree to this is to agree to the possible loss of fingers, arm, or taste-buds.
a volunteer for an experimental drug:
The money is not worth all the side effects (i.e. death)
They are the professional way of scamming people.
being all alone in the dark:
Your imagination will have enough of imagining killer clowns, floating roaches, monsters, ghosts, escaped convicts, or sideshow bob and eat itself like your stomach when you starve yourself of the comfort of food.