Dear Mr. Christmas Tree,
I wasn’t very good to you. I didn’t water you or decorate you. I just placed you in a corner for two weeks like a toddler on “extended” time out. And yet, YOU JUST WON’T DIE. You’ve been here since 2012. I thought you were leaving today while I was at school. It’s over. I wish you would just leave already!
Adios,
Daisy
P.S. Here is a visual if the message doesn’t get across
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Now that was funny. lol. Nice post.
Gracias 🙂 If you’d like to see a previous post about a previous tree: http://wp.me/p1ZzKz-1R
Hahaha! It’s kind of like a bad relationship: One of you is still overdressed for the occasion and doesn’t know when to leave 😉
LOL. Well said. Mr. Christmas tree must deal with my dad now. Mwahaha! >:)
lol on toddler on an extended time out! 🙂
mission accomplished 🙂
I’ve got a fake tree, so I can never get it to leave. He just squats in my basement all year and never pitches in anything towards the mortgage…