Pollutants Got Nothin’ On Me!








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Why should you not feel guilty about cheating

  • If the other person does not make privacy for their own test, and put the privacy folder on the other side where there is nothing and nobody there. It is obvious that you peak over when you need and answer. #do not feel guilty!
  • When the other person tells you what number they are on, and you peak over because you are on the same number or either they are ahead of you in the test. #do not feel guilty!
  • When they put their answer sheet on the side you are on, you instantly think “ooh let me check my answer’s” when you really thinking “Let me copy your answer’s”. #do not feel guilty!

                                                                                    By: Janine Cabrera

Postponed Versatile Blogger and 7x 7 Link Award

Through blogging, I have been able to clear my congested mind and do what I love: write nonsense.

1.Thank the blogger who nominated you.

Wild Geese That Fly , nominated me for the Versatile Blogger Award and the 7X7 Link Award. I love how her humorous personality shines through her writing. Thanks Jenny.  (:

Mr. Tinney, also nominated me for the Versatile Blogger Award. He has a view of the world I enjoy reading and wish I had. Thanks Mr. Tinney. (:

2. Nominate 10-15 fellow bloggers and inform the bloggers of their nomination:

Blogs I am glad to have discovered:

Blob’s Corner  Following where Blob goes

Buffet o’ Blog Offers a large assortment of humorous topics.

Peach Farm Studio  Great photography and  a typewriter with a mind of its own

The Palm Tree Graphic design that offers a different point of view of the world

Candykirk’s Thoughts that must be read

Fefespeaks Fefe speaks. You laugh.

Wrong Hands Pictures that could have only have been made by the Wrong Hands

Top-10 Lists to Make You Laugh Numerous amusing lists to read

Wisecrack Zodiac For the best horoscopes.

Inkjot A  Hilarious method of taking things serious  

3. Share 7 random things about yourself:

1.I am terrified of bees. They are like floating syringes that will be administered without  hesitation. Even worse, they chase you until your body gives.

2.  Chips that are swimming in pools of hot sauce and lemon juice, Yum!

3. I hope  to one day write for MAD magazine.

4. My face plays through a continuous slide-show of awkward expression that I cannot control.

5. Each month, quite a bit of my cash goes towards purchasing my magazines; Seventeen and  MAD. All because my laziness forbids me from paying for a subscription.

6. I am obsessive about staring at clumps of  my handwriting, so it makes me very sad that the modern age is using computer keyboards, but at the same time I am grateful. I like copy and past, Google docs, and the large assortment of fonts. The downfall of our advancement  is   while fewer people  write and  more type, our future generations will develop grotesque handwriting that, at first glance,  we would assume the writer was being mobbed for its pencil.

7. Procedures bore me. If it is possible, I go backwards to have some fun. Like during a standardized test.

“Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.”

-Bill Cosby

The Versatile Blogger Award

Love & Zombies,

Daisy (:

I just love satire. (:

The Yellow Daily Journal

Mega-giant, mass producing, fast food purveyor, McDonalds announced, today, it’s newest product: The McRomney. Each year McDonalds tries to introduce new sandwiches or other products to reflect current social trends, such as movies or pop culture references, and this year it is the McRomney.

A statement released by McDonalds describes the new burger as, bland and tasteless when by itself, but if put next to another product, it takes on the characteristics of the other food. Danya Proud, Chief Media Officer for McDonalds, US, said, “We aren’t endorsing any particular candidate with this product, it was just the easiest to coin out of all the candidates. We think it will be even bigger than our 2008, McCain Candy Cane Shake, which had to be left out for three days before being served. And let’s face it our customers don’t make the best decisions anyway. We have another product lined up…

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