Why?
- Need that room finally achieve 24hrs of sleep?
- Need peace and quiet to plot your never-ending and enviable vaca?
- Have you had enough of the shoving and pushing at the supermarket, especially on those day (i.e., the Super Bowl or Thanksgiving)?
- Have you received the sufficient dosage of parental required social interaction?
- Would you rather have your money collect dust than go on unnecessary and time consuming shopping sprees?
- Afraid of catching a curable yet “I would rather not taking any chances” sickness?
How?
Become unattractive: Lets be realistic, if this is your favorable choice of life, no one cares or wants to be recognize your existence.
Perform an offensive action: The comment, action, subliminal message must be rude yet generate enough fear, discomfort, and hostility to have people remove you off their yearly Christmas card list.
Become the disgrace of the human race: It probably not that hard. It happens…
Have all registrations unregistered: Deactivate any library cards, birth certificates, multiple nationalities, email addresses, magazine subscriptions, Facebook accounts, cellphones…smash your mailbox while your at it. Burn all documents if resistance against your choice of life persists.
When?
- Desperate for an alternative instead of declaring bankruptcy.
- No so desperate but the teenage brain has made you believe the zit is one of many to develop so you must be hidden while its being tested for a cure, before people see this dot which really is a freckle.
- In no rush but just doing what one knows will happen , by force, if not done later.
Girl Loves Zombie 