Grub: Being successful-aire must make you hungry, after stepping on the other people who had to lose in order for you to win. Enjoy delectable food. It would be a shame to spend all your money on that expensive, microscopic servings mushes of food passed as cuisine. The successful have feasts.
Confetti: Colorful if your delighted with the turn of events. If this success was the opposite of what you were expecting and hoping for, throw sharp tacks.
Giant banner: Rub it into people’s faces. Splurge on some lights. Place the banner on billboard.
Megaphone: Go around your town and proclaim your success. You will feel better when you see the jealous faces in angry crowd form. Next step: Go statewide.
Adopt: Not a baby, those things halts any future success. Dog and cats are the second best choice for the successful. The most photogenic are the best investment, as you will be taking an annual photo, you on a big chair with your furry creature right at you feet, that will be sent to your best friends, family, but most importantly your enemies. Purchase a car, just not a yellow colored sports car. Those are for the plain stupid.
Donate: The cause you decide upon will reflect how successful you truly are.If you choose to donate to one of those TV commercial of starving children, you only make those fat spokes people richer. You must give your money to the needy football players. They sign million dollar contracts that force them to relinquish all rights, enslaving them, turning them into one monstrous muscle instead of human being. You are the only one who understands those poor sore muscles.
Vacation: This could be taken in many forms. Mentally;Hire someone else to do the dirty work but make them sign one of those contracts like those for football players except with a microscopic version of the pay so you can take credit for great discoveries yet blame them for any blunders. Physically; it’s the same as mentally, just in different location. It could be locating yourself two inches from where you originally stood before the success. The vacation is necessary to guarantee you won’t go crazy any time soon.
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