…but won’t.
Why you ask?!?!
Because:
Everyone Loves Surprises.
- I need more cash because all the little you gave me, I already spent.
- I’ve taken your identity as my own to buy this BRAND NEW CAR!!!
- You know that thing you said not to tell another soul. Well you know me…slip of the tongue…
- There is a bomb under your seat.
- Speak up. This conversation is being monitored.
- I’ve forged your signature countless times.
- I left the gate open , letting your dog escape. I hate that dog.
- Your pains that hurt like hell are a result from the numerous pricks I inflicted to your voodoo doll.
- I never loved you.
Girl Loves Zombie 