- Dump sparkles inside your toilet bowl. Sparkly toilet water is a change from the spiritless, unspectacular blue coloring sometimes added to toilet water.
- Throw sparkles at the “cootie-phobic” , if you are a girl this is more effective due to the fact that you are making his ultimate fear seem like its become a reality.
- Skip a bath. Splattering glitter all over your body gives the deceiving view that you are clean, as sparkles suggest cleanliness and a lack of imperfections.*
- Fill up nose with sparkles, sneeze towards desired direction, and TA-FRICKEN-DA, a confetti machine!
Enjoy these light reflective particles to the fullest. Hopefully, you don’t get skin cancer while the sun activates their mesmerizing powers, so slap on some sunscreen! (upside:sparkles stick on easier)
*Studies have indicated it is likely for participants to be mistaken for a vampire, fairy, or hazardous towards society and as a result, are destroyed.