Be Proud of Blank, Not Blank

• Be proud of surviving a shark bite.
• Don’t be proud of not contracting cooties after being bit by your little sister.

• Be proud that you tried something new.
• Don’t be proud of unlocking yourself from the closet, making it to bedtime.

• Be proud of getting a piece of string through the tiniest whole in the world,  located on a sewing needle.
• Don’t be proud of making it alive after your house of playing  cards avalanche.

• Be proud of finding time to spend with your children.
• Don’t be proud of finding your “misplaced” child with only needing the assistance of an Amber Alert.

Have any of your own? Comment them below. (:

GIve me money. Get a “thanks”. Appreciate it as that is rare among my peers.

Mom gave me a dollar. She said I might need it back

(Meaning:I will need it later, don’t lose it)

I won’t get attached to you, Georgie.