- Be proud of surviving a shark bite.
- Don’t be proud of not contracting cooties after being bit by your little sister.
- Be proud that you tried something new.
- Don’t be proud of unlocking yourself from the closet, making it to bedtime.
- Be proud of getting a piece of string through the tiniest whole in the world, located on a sewing needle.
- Don’t be proud of making it alive after your house of playing cards avalanche.
- Be proud of finding time to spend with your children.
- Don’t be proud of finding your “misplaced” child with only needing the assistance of an Amber Alert.
Have any of your own? Comment them below. (: