Be Proud of Blank, Not Blank

  • Be proud of surviving a shark bite.
  • Don’t be proud of not contracting cooties after being bit by your little sister.
  • Be proud that you tried something new.
  • Don’t be proud of unlocking yourself from the closet, making it to bedtime.
  • Be proud of getting a piece of string through the tiniest whole in the world,  located on a sewing needle.
  • Don’t be proud of making it alive after your house of playing  cards avalanche.
  • Be proud of finding time to spend with your children.
  • Don’t be proud of finding your “misplaced” child with only needing the assistance of an Amber Alert.

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