Step 1. Quickly and Casually Analyze Door.

To avoid lookin’ like an Idiot when you failed at opening it. Implies you fail at opening soda cans. Also the simple things in life. Its okay though. Life should come with an instructional video, not manual as we wouldn’t even open it unless it had a hundred dollar bill inside and a coupon for a free large pizza. Lets just be good looking when we act like idiots so we get a nice shiny trophy.

GIve me money. Get a “thanks”. Appreciate it as that is rare among my peers.

Mom gave me a dollar. She said I might need it back

(Meaning:I will need it later, don’t lose it)

I won’t get attached to you, Georgie.