Not So Very Cute Pet Names

• I love you, my little garbage can.
• You’re the cutest, my moldy rock pointing north.
• I couldn’t stop thinking of you, stinky Stella.
• Oh you really shouldn’t have,  my expired egg salad sandwich.
• Thank you so much, my monthly bill I act doesn’t exist.
• Good morning, my wrinkly walrus.
• How was your day, cow pie?
• Your hair looks…alright better, my sweaty gym socks.

GIve me money. Get a “thanks”. Appreciate it as that is rare among my peers.

Mom gave me a dollar. She said I might need it back

(Meaning:I will need it later, don’t lose it)

I won’t get attached to you, Georgie.